Since Madonna's promoting her new album, she's feeling very interview-friendly. In between her hours-long work-out sessions, she's found time to give her opinion on Britney Spears and why for at least a little while there, Brit-Brit seemed to be losing in her battle against the music.

Madonna blames Britney's problems on her lack of a normal childhood, "She's been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she's been a teenager. It's hard to evolve that way," the Hard Candy singer told the BBC. Also, Madge added, "And I sucked out her soul when she was silly enough to allow me to give her an open-mouth kiss at the VMA's that one time and now I have ANOTHER FIFTEEN YEARS UNTIL I NEED TO FEAST ON THE SOUL OF ANOTHER INNOCENT YOUNGSTER! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

But she only said that in her head. Meanwhile, to disguise her evil intentions, she has recently decided to build a girls' school in Malawi. Well-played, Madge.

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman spent a lovely night out in NYC with their new baby boy Max Liron. It looks like the whole family was on the outing, as Jordan was seen with the couple's three dogs.

Christina sure looks tired in these photos, and even the red lipstick isn't helping. Good thing she has Jordan to carry her purse around all the times.

But don't think Christina is worn out just from sitting at home playing Mommy. The songstress has also been very hands-on in launching her new fragrance called Inspire.

Christina's two previous scents have done well internationally, and she recently won the 2008 "People's Choice Award" Fifi at the 16th annual Fragrance Foundation UK Awards for her fragrance.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

More photos of Christina, Jordan and Max are after the jump.

Mario Lopez's new fitness book was released yesterday, and the star had a book signing at a New York Barnes and Noble to kick off Knockout Fitness.

The actor is taking off the next couple weeks from his Broadway gig in A Chorus Line to promote his plan that includes all his secrets to building those beautiful biceps.

As a fitness merchandise freak myself, I decided to do little more research, and have picked out the good stuff from an excerpt online:

"Check this out: I've been training now for going on two decades! So it shouldn't come as a surprise that my daily workouts, while a heck of a lot of fun, are fairly advanced and quite demanding. For many of you, those workouts would be impossible to ace right off the bat, and perhaps even unsafe, given their degree of difficulty. What we need to do is build you up to my level in a way that maximizes effectiveness, ensures safety--and guarantees that you have a blast in the process. Because if you're not having fun, you'll never stick with it. That's Mario's Rule of Fitness."

More of Mario's Ego (and my favorite quote) after the jump.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Mario Lopez at his book signing are after the jump.

Emile Hirsch, perhaps distressed by his new flick Speed Racer crashing and burning at the box office, has fired his agent, United Talent Agency's Shari Rosenzweig.

The hugely hyped Speed Racer did only 18.6 million in its opening weekend, despite its ads trying to hypnotize us with all the bright colors and fast cars. Emile's most recent flick before Speed Racer was playing the doomed traveler Christopher McCandless in Sean Penn's Into The Wild. The film earned rave reviews and Oscar nominations. Maybe he didn't like going from quality filmmaking to cartoon bullshit that geeks like me drool over.. Despite the presence of John Goodman. Because King Ralph makes everything better.

Photos: WENN

Lance Armstrong, champion bicyclist/Olsen dater/cancer survivor, held his annual LIVESTRONG Day yesterday. It's a day dedicated to gathering people together to fight cancer. In a recent Wall Street Journal, Armstrong wrote about what he believes will work in the fight against cancer.

"What can you do? Ask your local, state and national lawmakers what steps they'll take against tobacco, the number one cause of cancer, and how they'll ensure that all of us - not just star athletes and politicians - have access to prevention efforts, early screening and effective treatment. Educate yourself and others. Support cancer programs in your community. Live a healthy life. And vote."

And don't date any Olsens. They're probably radioactive.

Photos: WENN

8 more photos of Lance Armstrong visiting the Nevada Cancer Institute to raise awareness for the fight against cancer after the jump.

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